Due to overwhelming response from the photographic community to our calls for content, we are issuing this urgent call for specific areas where our collection is deficient. This request is based on our extensive research conducted in March 2008 with advertising agencies, publications, graphic designers, magicians and Canadians.

1. Chuck Mangione
There’s been a surprising uptick in the demand for Chuck Mangione photos — particularly action photos where his face is obscured by the bell of his flugelhorn, and where he playing a Rhodes electronic piano (Mk II circa 1979). There is a high probability of receiving an Editor’s Choice designation if Mr. Mangione is playing “Feels so Good” in the photo. Please classify these in the News+ Chuck Mangione subcategory.

2. Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan wearing panties
Any shots where their panties are clearly visible, instead of the run-of-the-mill no panties shots, are in constant demand by entertainment outlets.

3. Ugly people doing unattractive things (lifestyle)
We have reached saturation with traditional lifestyle imagery. Buyers have told us that at least 50% of the population is ugly, and therefore in keeing with our “real people doing real things” mantra, we are now seeking ugly people doing unattractive things including:

- Trimming nose hair
- Pulling giblets out of chickens
- Plungers, plungers, plungers!

4. Leaning Tower of Pisa images with a tilted horizon
We are specifically looking for images where the horizon is tiled -3.97 degrees.

5. Polaroids
With the recent announcement that polaroid will no longer make instant film, we are anticipating a need for vintage polaroids that you might have taken of your wife or husband in the pre-digital era.

6. Images of Danny Devito exercising

7. Emperor’s Club clients #1 – 8, and #10

8. Sunsets, Flowers, and Pictures of Feet (aka “contemporary”)

Thanks!

PS. please check out our new nanostock marketplace, where all the pictures are taken with very small cameras and sold for pennies!

 

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