He might photograph celebrities, but Brian Smith is a celebrity…
Like the rest of the country, we were saddened to hear about the news of George Carlin’s passing, and felt that we should honor him in some way. We thought and thought, and then came upon an idea; why not research stock repositories for Carlin’s “seven words you can never say on television”? Researchers, you know you like to type outrageous words into the search field when you’re bored. This time we do it for you. To fairly represent the breadth of the industry, we searched both PhotoShelter and Getty.
The only rule: I had to choose an image from the first page of results. If you don’t trust my findings, search for yourself! Some results make sense, some clearly do not. Number 5 is just amazing.
Ok! Here we go:
Hunting cabin outhouse.
Businessman holding construction plan, showing thumbs up sign, portrait, close-up.
Person in bull costume using urinal, rear view.
Gay couple flirting while washing a car together.
4. C#nt (only 1 result each)
A fighting-cock breeder sucks the
blood out of his bird’s head after it received several wounds during a
fight 26 February at a Mexico City cockfight arena.
Gold painted fire extinguisher on wall with funny sign
**NO GETTY IMAGE RESULTS
Young couple laughing, arms around each other (digital enhancement).
sun bless, george.