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the lohans, age 13 I came across this split image in Us Weekly this weekend, and I felt a certain amount of vindication. I did a little stint at Pe...

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the lohans, age 13

I came across this split image in Us Weekly this weekend, and I felt a certain amount of vindication. I did a little stint at People.com a few months ago, and I was just obsessed with (13 year-old!!!) Ali’s transformation over a period of a few months. She started off as an actual childish-looking tween, and she ended up…well, see above. I’d see these images come through on MediaGrid, but no one seemed to be running them. Ostensibly they were promos for the new reality show Dina is hawking about her kids.

I’ve always been a shameless fan of the gossip rags, but to sit in front of a huge monitor and see the daily dump of imagery from all the major paparazzi and news agencies was like a new kind of crack. I could roll up in the morning, type in “Suri”, and see hundreds of images, all just a few days old. It made those glossies seem hopelessly staid and out of date.

In any case, it was like seeing an old friend to have this Ali picture resurface. And I can’t BELIEVE Lindsay ever went to a premiere without putting foundation on her freckles. It’s just embarrassing.

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