13 Photo Gadgets We Didn’t Need

13 Photo Gadgets We Didn’t Need

The world of photography is awash with gear and accessories for an eager public. But not every invention is worthy of merit as seen by this glorious collection of “WTF were they thinking?”.

1. 41MP Camera Smart Watch

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They say smart watches are the next big thing. They say the smart watch will beam text messages, monitor my health, and tell me the time simultaneously. They say I will undoubtedly need a 41MP camera on said watch. I say only time will tell.

Better choice: Casio Calculator Watch. Retro cred with a real calculator!

2. iPhone External Flash 

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While it’s true that the iPhone flash isn’t very powerful, what we really didn’t need was a huge, retro-inspired external flash. Fortunately, this Kickstarter project was never funded.

Better choice: Nokia 1020’s Xenon flash. Now that’s a bright idea!

3. Sony Lens Camera

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This camera hasn’t even been announced yet, but I’m telling you, the reason why camera phone photography is so popular is because you always have it with you. What I don’t always have is a huge contraption that adds 5x’s the thickness. That’s like saying phone-based payment systems will take off when we add a small block of iron to our phones.

Better choice: Sony RX100B. Same size! Better photos.

4. Hasseblad Lunar and Stellar

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Whatever Hasselblad was smoking when they came up with this idea should be banned by NATO and the EU, and turned into an critically acclaimed AMC TV show.

Better choice: Sony Alpha NEX-7. The same camera without the wooden accent.

5. Leica M Monochrom

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It must be that the more you spend on luxury items, the more you gain a psychotic attachment to them. Witness the Leica M Monochrom, an $8,000 digital camera that only shoots black and white. Advocates say the tonal range capture is so different than a typical RGB sensor, but if that’s the case, why do they include a copy of Silver Efex in every box?

Better choice: Tri-X.

6. Tiffen Smoothee

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There are few things that I hate more than shaky videos uploaded to Facebook of my friends’ kids. But I can’t fathom anyone casually carrying a steadicam rig for their iPhone to fix that. Let’s leave the anti-shake to software unless we’re making a feature film.

Better choice: A steady hand.

7. 8x telephoto lens for your iPhone

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Digital zoom sucks. But so does the notion of attaching a lens to your phone to get a little closer to the action. If you really need to get the shot, get a dedicated camera with a zoom.

Better choice: Move your lazy butt closer to the subject.

8. Petzval lens

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Optics is a highly technical business, which is why lens manufacturers are constantly refining their designs and producing sharper lens with less distortion. But I have a better idea, let’s make a bunch of lenses with a 175 year old design, and tell people that it has nice bokeh! Sucka!

Better choice: Zeiss 55mm f/1.4.

9. Necktie camera strap 

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I love cameras. And I love ties. Let’s combine them for two great tastes in one!

Better choice: The strap that came with your camera.

10. Digital Camera Swim Mask

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Underwater photography is complicated and your results will probably suck without proper equipment. This $99 combo probably sucks as both a camera and a mask.

Better choice: Leave the camera on the beach and enjoy your snorkeling trip.

11. AC Adapter Hidden Camera 

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I just knew Skymall wouldn’t let me down. I don’t know about you, but my electrical outlets are about 3 inches off the ground. So even if I needed to spy on someone, I’m not sure this gadget would get me the goods.

Better choice: NSA Prism or the Yeti.

12. Star Filters

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It’s unclear how this masterful piece of optical engineering survived the 80s, which is about the time that I owned one. Suffice it to say, unlike 80s fashion, the star filter probably won’t be making a comeback into the world of photography anytime soon. But hey, Cokin Filters, you go with your bad self.

Better choice: The classic sunset/firework/night light shot, without the freaky overdone rays.

13. Nikon/Canon Lens Mugs

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Truth be told, we’re a little bitter because we had this idea two years before they were mass produced. We could’ve been contenders! But why confuse your aging brain and giving you even the chance of accidentally pouring hot coffee on your expensive lens?

Better choice: Leica lens mug. Aw come on, these are cool!

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Allen Murabayashi is the co-founder of PhotoShelter.

There are 11 comments for this article
  1. Pingback: 13 Photography Gadgets We Didn’t Need
  2. walnuts at 7:04 pm

    Most of this article is offensively narrow minded and ignorant. Oh at the sony clip on camera lens unit is an RX100 in a smaller package, so…..the opposite of what you said? Facts are fun to play with..

  3. pam at 10:10 am

    11 – the kitchen Allen, the kitchen. Hot food isn’t all that’s going on in the kitchen table.

    9 – its kind of workable but not in a blah black and white checked design.

    13 – love the Leica mug

    10 – ummm, I swim at a gym, I actually could use that, poor resolution or not

    Great comments, love your sense of humor.

  4. Ellis at 11:43 am

    Someone bought me one of those lens shaped coffee mugs as a gift. On a scale of 1-10: when used as a beverage container , particularly for hot or cold beverages : 3 (a baggie is a 1).

    When used as a pencil or pen holder: 8

  5. Scott at 9:42 am

    I was at a thrift store and saw what I thought was a Nikon lens, only to find that it was a mug. I should have bought it. But I shoot mainly with a Pentax.

  6. Paul Moreno at 4:34 am

    A simple camera with flash can work great for me as I am contented on simple things though I still consider those high tech gadgets that can make capturing photos more clear and more real.

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